Snowstormdance With Red Osier

Well…I was invited to exhibit work in a woman’s show a month ago.  The deadline is this Saturday.  One might be thinking, “Yippie!  You’ve been invited to exhibit!”   However there are limitations placed on what you can display in a show: It has to be framed a particular way; made in the last two years; and must not have been shown at the gallery before.  *SIGH*  Again, one might be thinking, “No big deal.”  However, it is.  For me it is a big deal to have only been given a month to prepare two pieces for display.

I’ve also been thinking a lot about how art is produced, displayed, sold and how artists are treated.  We are often expected/required as part of our business to enter shows: shows that require us to pay an entrance fee.  The fee is usually at least $20.  Now does that make any sense at all?  Artists have to PAY so the public can look at their artwork for FREE?  Shouldn’t the public pay the artist to look at the artwork?  Wouldn’t you pay a quarter to enter a gallery to look at the art?  Well…maybe not.  My cynical nature causes me to speculate that most people would be more interested in spending their quarter on useless, cheap, plastic stuff made in China at some unmentionable big-box store.

Now, we must also remember that the gallery takes a large percentage–usually at least 40%–of each sale and, if any of you have ever had a piece of artwork archivally framed, you know how expensive it is: often more than you paid for the artwork.  Fortunately, I’m very good at framing my own artwork right down to making the frames from actual trees (with dad’s help, of course), but it’s still expensive and time-consuming (and frustrating when a corner does not match up perfectly, the glass breaks and/or you have to take the whole thing apart for the umpteenth time because of some minute speck of dust (Now you know why all picture framers are neurotic.  Please be patient with us.  We’ve had a hard day.).).  My point here is not to say that galleries do not deserve a commission or that artwork should not be properly framed.  It is, simply, that art is expensive for a good reason: quality materials, time, mark-up, and craftsmanship.  Also, there has got to be a better way for the community to support artists.

On top of all of these basic logistics I’ve been thinking about how the gallery system is not so very different from factory production: how artists are expected to continually create new stuff even though their home is full of work they made ten years ago (Seriously, I’m like an old lady with a hundred cats.).  I won’t even go into the idea of marketing.   I really enjoy creating “stuff” but why would I want to make more when it plays into the very concept of consumption that I’m trying to avoid?  So, I’ve been working with/thinking about how an artist creates and makes a living without making more stuff that adds to a lifestyle I do not wish to participate in.  *SIGH*

OK, back to the show…so I have to create two pieces in a month…OK, in reality, I’ve given myself a week.  Oh, the insanity of it.  What have I created in the last two years that could be displayed in a gallery?  Hand-knit socks?  Skirts?  Dresses?  Cheesecake?  Of course these things are highly creative (yet under-rated) and take great skill to accomplish (especially when you’re like me and cannot possibly follow a pattern/recipe to a tee: if I even use a pattern/recipe.)  On one hand, these are perfect things to display at a woman’s show.  On the other, I’d have a hard time convincing anyone that these things are fine art (maybe if I made breast-shaped cheesecake or displayed the socks in a urinal?).

So…pretty much all I have that will work are digital photographs.  Let’s face it, for me, photography feels too easy.  I’m not sure if it’s the hands-off approach to the processing or the fact that I feel that my photography is inferior to my handmade objects or if it’s just that I would feel loathe to call myself a photographer.  The complicated part for me is always, as usual, having enough patience to survive the inevitable pitfalls that come up when trying to run foreign objects (like watercolor paper) through the photo printer.

Naturally I could not simply frame an image in the conventional fashion.  I had to complicate the matter in an effort to make a statement that, probably, no one will get.  I had to figure out how to remove the photograph from its natural environment: within a matted, glazed, perfectly square, black metal frame.  All right, I do have to admit that I obsessed over the squareness of my frame: adjusting, checking, adjusting, checking.  It’s about as square as a frame of lashed, native red osier dogwood twigs can be.  Do you see where this is headed?  Yes!  I made my frame from a readily available, renewable resource that traveled one quarter mile from its source by foot to my home.  And, hey, when I get sick of it cluttering up my studio, I can always start a fire with it or throw it in the compost pile.  It’s the little things that count when you’re trying to buck the system. 

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Hey, Stalker!

Harassment includes posts from your friends, too. I can tell where they come from, you know. And I will use them as evidence.

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Blog Love

Need a laugh? Hop on over to “What Not To Crochet” It’s made of happiness!!

Caftan – huh?.

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Hanger covers, the alternative to destructive behavior

After my software’s fourth crash of the day, I realized that I had the choice of either shoving my fist through my monitor or stepping away from the computer and making something with my hands. Since I don’t have the money to replace my monitor, I made hanger covers.

This is more stashbusting, as I used pieced remnants from a quilt that my mom and I made together a while back. Now my nasty polyester work blouses will not slip from my hangers, and I’ve used some more of my studio droppings. Yay!

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Big Ole Pincushion

I decided, for no particular reason, to make a pincushion today. I have a new box of pins, so why not?

My main concern was how to fill it. I don’t like pincushions filled with polyfill or batting pieces because they’re too light and the pins don’t like going into them well. Tomato pincushions are filled with sawdust, of which I currently have none in the house. Well, except inside my tomato pincushion.

I finally settled for Swheat Scoop cat litter, although rice would probably have worked just as well.

It’s a fancy pincushion to be sure, and that button on the top hides the fact that those seven points don’t all meet perfectly in the center. Embellishments are a girl’s best friend.

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The second easiest book you’ll ever make

The pamphlet stitch binding is a classic, and one of the simplest you can use. In an effort to use oddball studio droppings, like an 18″x24″ piece of watercolor paper on which I had doodled while laid up from a broken ankle, I decided to make it into a little journal booklet.

I cut the paper into 6 pieces, each measuring 6×12″. Then, because I can’t find my bone folder in my messy studio, I used the back of a spoon to crease each sheet in half so that it measured 6×6″ when it was closed.

I stacked the sheets inside each other, then used an awl to punch three somewhat evenly spaced holes in the crease.

I threaded a darning needle with thick cotton string. Starting from the outside, I sewed into the center hole, leaving a long tail of string on the outside of the spine. Then I sewed out one of the end holes, and back in through the other end hole, then out the center hole again.

With one string end on each side of the long stitch, I tied a knot in the two string tails.

TaDa! It’s the second easiest book you’ll ever make, just like Rebecca taught me. Thanks, Rebecca!

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Dreaming of personal peace

Paper fabric, painted and inked. Quilted onto sandwich and mounted on canvas stretcher.

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Sewing with expletives

Jen, the happy homemaker.

I love sewing shows. When I used to watch TV, I would always tune in to “Sewing with Nancy,” a wonderful PBS show featuring Nancy Zieman. My friend Jen and I have our own version of this show we call “Sewing with Expletives.” Jen and I used to hole up in my studio once in a while, where we would work on Halloween costumes, or whatever was on the menu that day, and end up stark raving silly by the end of the sewing session, swearing like sailors the entire time.

Jen came to visit me this weekend, and we revived our “Sewing with Expletives” show by making some vintage style aprons. The fabric was from my stash, about three yards of a bargain fabric I couldn’t resist at a tent sale a few years ago. The pattern was free, downloaded from the fabulous TipNut.com. Being a vintage pattern, the instructions were, of course, rather sparse. The aprons were rather small, too, not being designed for size 12 ladies with cleavage to match. We remedied this by adding apron strings instead of using the button design called for in the original pattern.

Lisa, the pink nightmare.

Unfortunately, the cute little bib was a bit too little for me, as you can see in my photo. I may be able to make a new bib for this apron, one that is roughly twice as wide as the original. That may actually make it useful for cooking. Or I could just remove the bib and try this one again a different time.

At any rate, a good time was had by all, and no children’s ears were burned off in the creation of these aprons, because no children were within hearing distance of my studio.

Yay, Aprons! Yay, “Sewing with Expletives!”

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Stalking Laws, Updated

Stalking is an increasingly common problem for women, particularly since the development of new technology, including cell phones and the Internet, that make communication, mass communication, harassment and intimidation easier for potential stalkers. Contrary to popular belief, most stalkers are not obsessed strangers, but are people (usually male) who have had a previous relationship (romantic or otherwise) with the victims. Because of this knowledge of their victims’ personal lives, threats and harassment often extend beyond the victims themselves to involve workplace harassment, friends, family members, personal property, and pets.

Fortunately, anti-stalking legislation has been updated in many states to address these situations. In Illinois, for example, two instances of unwanted contact, including repeated telephone calls – even if they do not end in a conversation – can constitute stalking behavior. Also, threatening to tamper with or harm one’s pet would be considered stalking behavior.

New cyberstalking laws address repeated unwanted Internet contact, such as email, facebook messages to the victim or her family and friends; indirect threats to family, friends, or personal property in blog comments; and publicly posting anything meant to torment or cause distress to the victim or anybody she knows.

Quite simply, people have the right to get on with their lives without fear of harassment. Just because somebody knows your telephone number, it does not give him the right to call it. Just because somebody knows your email, it does not give him the right to use it. And just because somebody knows your address, it does not give him the right to go there.

If you are being harassed, intimidated, or threatened, you have the right to contact law enforcement. Stalking is a felony.

For more information about stalking legislation and what you can do, visit the following links:

Illinois Stalking Laws-http://www.ifvcc.org/local/04/4th%20Circuit%20stalking%20handout%202.2010%5B1%5D.pdf

Stalking Resource Center: national and state-by-state information about stalking legislation and victims’ rights – http://www.ncvc.org/src/main.aspx?dbID=dash_Home

PrivacyRights.org – A lot of good examples of what constitutes cyberstalking, and what you can do to protect yourself. http://www.privacyrights.org/fs/fs14-stk.htm

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Bernina cozy tutorial, part one

My poor naked Bernina: Helpless against dust and animal puke.

As you recall, I found an unpleasant surprise when I recently used my Bernina. In order to protect her from further acts of desecration, I have embarked upon a project to make a Bernina Cozy.

I’m making this way more complicated than it need be, but, like everything else, this is an excuse to try something different.

First, I measured the machine. I want my cozy to cover the machine while it’s set up and ready to go, so that all I need to do is dramatically lift off my cozy to reveal a machine with the table on, the pedal plugged in, and even the thread standing at attention. So, I measured front to back, top to bottom and side to side while all of this was assembled. Then I added two inches to each measurement. Part of that is for seam allowance, and the rest is for ease – loose fitting clothes for comfort.

Then I forgot the measurements. But that’s okay, because I won’t really need them for a while.

I want my cozy to be a random quilty type pattern, using some border pattern fabric that I picked up off the bargain table on a whim and never used. I’ve paired it with some natural cotton.

I cut the border fabric in various widths, at a length of about 22″, so I wouldn’t have to move my quilting ruler to cut it. The fussy cut stripes are measured so that the motif I want to use is bordered by about 3/8″ fabric on either side, to leave room for a 1/4″ seam allowance and some breathing room.

If you fussy cut fabric, be sure to leave a quarter inch for your seam allowance, plus some "breathing room" for your eyes and to make up for sewing boo boos!

After cutting the strips of designs, I cut the strips into various length pieces – 2.5″, 3.5″, 4″, 5″, and 5.5″. That’s what I got out of each strip.

I sewed the 5.5″ pieces to a muslin strip that was 1″ wide, and another strip that was 1.5″ wide. Then I cut them apart and pressed the seams open. Now all these pieces are 7″ wide. This is important, because I want all the other pieces to come out 7″ wide as well.

If you label your fabric piles with tape or post-its, you can save yourself some tedious mental math and remeasuring later on. The design fabric is 5.5" wide, with a 1" and a 1.5" strip on opposite sides. (Total = 8") This makes for a 7" wide finished block. Now I know that I need the strips for my other size blocks to total 8" before sewing!

It’s also important to me that I placed uneven strips on the sides of the feature fabric. This will make the design seem more random.

That’s as far as I got today, since Bernina had a tiff for about an hour. She kept sucking my thread into the bobbin and making a big mess. In the end, it was my fault (bad threading), and I had to apologize. We’ve made up.

More on this project later!

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