Paper cloth, part 2

Oh, Outdated Sewing Pattern, what are you doing in my life? You mock me with your huge shoulders, your skinny legs, and your jacket bottom that makes even the models’ butts look disproportionately large.

Did you seduce me with promises of a perfect fit? No matter. You will never be used to create clothing. Neither will you be put out with the recycling, or sent to the landfill to join the millions of tons of newspapers we send there each year.

No.

You, my dear Outdated Sewing Pattern, have a greater destiny. You shall become…

PAPER CLOTH!

Okay, I know I said yesterday that I was making my paper cloth plain, but I looked at it as it was drying – yes, I was watching glue dry, which is just as exciting as watching paint dry, but offers time for reflection, nonetheless – and my paper cloth seemed so… plain. So white. So unadventurous.

That is when I thought of my stash of unloved sewing patterns. I took out the one above, simply because I think it had the least possibility of ever being used, and I tore it up into large pieces to apply to my paper cloth.

I took out the glue squirt bottle again, and I doused my unsuspecting paper cloth with my glue dilution. Then I applied the sewing pattern paper using a brayer.

So far, so good.

Then I had to let it dry. Overnight.

No peeling up corners, no adding little bits of paint here and there, no nuthin’.

Believe it or not, I was able to do that. Waking up this morning was like waking up Christmas morning. I donned my slippers and romped from my bedroom (as well as one can romp on a recently healed ankle) to look down upon my studio and see… pretty much what it looked like last night.

Well, I hadn’t expected it to actually change. It’s just that after it dried, I was able to experiment with it. So I started with gesso.

 

Ooooh, Gesso. I applied it to about half my paper, using my brayer, of course, to tone down some of the lines and to lighten some of it. Then I applied alcohol inks to the other half. Then I had to let that dry. So difficult. Good thing Sundays were made for naps!

After nap time, I applied some sheet music, covered by another piece of pattern paper, to the inked-up area.

It stands out a bit more than I would like, but that can be remedied later. I’m getting the feeling that this is all about layers. Layers upon layers upon layers. If you don’t like something, cover it up. And then cover it up again. This stuff can take it because it has fabric on the back.

And I guess that’s the point. Add, add some more, sand, stitch, and beat the heck out of it. It just adds character.

To the gesso side, I decided to add more ink.

I’ve pretty much covered up the sewing pattern image on this piece, but who cares? Just because it’s in there doesn’t mean you need to see it.

By the way, this is my first experience with alcohol inks, and I adore them. They’re pretty darned awesome. Lots of pigment in little bottles.

I also used some brown inks and some sparkly inks and some more sheet music on another piece of paper. I’m not crazy about it, but I can certainly cover it with some more inks, or paints, or paper, or whatever I want.

What the heck will I do with this stuff? I dunno. I’ll probably draw on it, knowing me. And I’ll stitch on it, if I can find a needle that will allow Bernina to play nice with it. Of course, Miss Singer always plays nice, so I could just put her to work on the paper cloth.

At any rate, I am sure to have many more experiments with this fun substrate.

Posted in creativity, technique | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Paper Cloth: This weekend’s experiment

So, I’ve  owned the book Stitch Alchemy by Kelli Perkins for quite a while. It’s about paper fabric, which is basically fabric coated with – you guessed it – paper. This is supposed to give the fabric surface paper-like qualities, while being more durable and pliable than regular paper. I’ve read the book several times, but I’ve never actually gotten around to making any of this magical substance… until today.

Because I’ve seen Ms. Perkins demonstrating her process on television, and because I am promoting her book, in a way, I think I can show you the basic process without stepping on any toes. If not, I’m sure I’ll receive a Cease and Desist notice from her publisher. 😉

First, you tape freezer paper down on your work surface. I am fortunate enough to have a studio with an enormous drafting table in the middle of it, which allows me to make a large sheet of the stuff. If you want or need to work smaller you just use smaller freezer paper pieces to make individual sheets of the stuff that you can move and set aside for later.

Cut cloth slightly smaller than your freezer paper sheet(s), then saturate with a 1:2 white glue/water mixture. Ms. Perkins recommends using a cheap paint brush and a bucket, but I used a squirt bottle and a brayer, with a foam brush for touchup.

Lay strips of kraft tissue over the top of the fabric, along with any inclusions you would like, like ephemera, book scraps, etc. I’m making mine plain this time.

Smooth the tissue out with your brush/brayer, and

coat with more of the glue mixture. Then let dry.

If you’re interested in this method, Stitch Alchemy is well worth a look-see. The summary I’ve given you is merely a glossing-over of four pages from this 135 page book that includes dozens of surface embellishing techniques, tips, and paper fabric projects. I’m looking forward to playing with my paper fabric tomorrow!

Posted in technique | Tagged , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Why home sewing gets a bad rap

Dear God, please save us from the homemade prom dress!

I received the new sales circular from Hancock Fabrics. Guess what? It’s Prom Time! Well, it is in the sewing world, anyway, which runs a couple of months ahead of the calendar.

This photo from the sales circular is a perfect example of why home sewing has earned such a bad reputation. Garish fabrics made into ill-fitting garments that just have that “home made” look. People who sew custom garments call this LHAH, or “Loving Hands at Home,” and it’s the reason that most people have come to prefer store-bought clothing over hand-made.

The main difference is education. When people sewed a larger portion of their own garments, they learned the proper way to do so from an early age. They had many hours to practice, and an instructor (usually a mother) to start them out with things like patchwork and mending (remember mending?) and work their way up to hems and finally garments. Not nearly as many people have this sort of knowledge or practice available to them.

Does this mean that without a great deal of training and practice nobody is fit to create clothes by hand? Not necessarily. While some clothing items (prom dresses) are best left to the advanced sewist (new term, since seamstress is not gender neutral, and we all know what a sewer is…), other projects are well within grasp for most with a rudimentary knowledge of sewing.

Think: pajama pants, skirts, and aprons (yes, aprons are back!).

And for heaven’s sake, remember to press your seams! That’s what my mother taught me.

Posted in Humor, sewing | Tagged , | 2 Comments

Sweet!

"Sweet", quilted fabric - Copyright 2011, Lisa Yarost

Weekends are my time for experimenting. This past weekend I decided to try a raw edge applique technique, in which I sewed from the back of the piece and then trimmed around the sewing on the front. I’m not sure that this is the technique for text, but the method has promise for other applications.

Posted in technique | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Wanted: your unreasonable demands

"Unreasonable demand 3 - Cake" - ink on paper, 5x7", Copyright 2011, Lisa M. Yarost

I like cake. Well, I like homemade cake, or at least cake from a cake mix. I used to bake one every week and take it into the office after having a piece with my hubby.

Ah, cake.

Today’s Unreasonable Demand is courtesy of Cindy. Thanks, Cindy!

If you want to see a drawing of your unreasonable demand, just post it here, and maybe you will soon see your unreasonable demand in glorious black and white!

Posted in Art, drawing, Humor | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Unreasonable demand #2, and a pony.

Because a million dollars isn't enough.

"...and a pony (unreasonable demand #2)" - ink on paper, 5x7", Copyright 2011, Lisa Yarost

Demands always sound much more unreasonable when you add a pony to them.

What do you demand? Say it loud and clear, and make sure it’s unreasonable! Add it to my post comments and I will try to draw a pretty picture of it for this blog. Any demands that are not unreasonable enough may either have a pony or a cookie added to them for emphasis.

I can’t hear you… put some more WHINE into it, you wuss!

Posted in Art, drawing, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Horse Haiku

 

 

Horse of Petoskey

Stone tossed smooth Sweet Water

gallops toward shore.

Posted in photography, Poetry | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Unreasonable demand #1 – Cookie Dough

Raise your hand if you want one of these, too!

"Cookie dough - (Unreasonable Demand #1)" - 5x7", Ink on paper, Copyright 2011, Lisa M. Yarost

I want to hear your unreasonable demands! Either post them as comments to this page or post them to my Facebook page. While I can’t meet them, (’cause they’re unreasonable, right?) I can possibly draw a pretty picture of them and post them to the blog!

So, release your inner two-year-old and demand something! It’s easy! Just finish this sentence: “I want…”

Posted in Art, drawing, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Yes, I am. Thank you.

Say it aloud a couple of times. Louder. So the whole office can hear you.

"Awesome" - Ink on paper, 5x7" Copyright 2011, Lisa Yarost

This is part of an old joke. But I love it. And I about died when they did an entire skit using this gag on Saturday Night Live.

Posted in Art, drawing, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Yeah, right.

I know you've felt like this before

"Respect" - ink on paper, 5x7", Lisa M. Yarost Copyright 2011

We’ve all encountered this situation: the very person who can help us tells us that there is nothing to be done. And you can’t say a word, even though you know they’re lying.

Just don’t try to make me feel good about it, okay?

 

Posted in Art, drawing, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | 2 Comments