Demands always sound much more unreasonable when you add a pony to them.
What do you demand? Say it loud and clear, and make sure it’s unreasonable! Add it to my post comments and I will try to draw a pretty picture of it for this blog. Any demands that are not unreasonable enough may either have a pony or a cookie added to them for emphasis.
I can’t hear you… put some more WHINE into it, you wuss!